Friday, December 31, 2010





















Christmas and New Year was always going to be different this year. Although we have had a penchant for travelling in our shortish break over the festive season, this year cass reprised her trip of some year’s ago to France with her Mum, and I decided to intrepidly step out on my own, not done since visiting Japan 25 years ago! So off to India I stepped with some trepidation, with a guide book in pocket, “Delhi Belly” drugs in my bag and a wealth of “gold” from my Indiaphile colleagues in my head.

Picked up by my driver at Indira Ghandi airport, the trip back in the cold, misty early morning was the first of many eye opening sights. The 100s of bundles of rags lining every footpath were not dumped rubbish, but people. A twitching dark foot poking beneath one such pile was my dawning of realization. I had a trip planned to Agra on Wednesday morning, but I crashed into a late bed with swirling thoughts of my itinerary for the days to come and what other things I must be prepared to confront.

Hotel (5 stars) was an unusual luxury, as we prefer to stay in mid-range accommodation normally, but it was relatively cheap and a great central location in Delhi. After (a very satisfying and great choice) breakfast, I saddled up for the first of many day trips. Armed with guide book, metro map, camera etc. I walked out of the hotel to walk the few blocks to Connaught circle and the junction of two metro lines. Within 30 seconds I was “attacked” by the first of many beggars. Ignoring the little urchins’ advances, I couldn’t believe that a major city could be this dirty. Human excrement and the cloying smell of urine was intense, the walls of the adjoining buildings stacked with before said rag piles, wafts of rank body odour mixing with the other scents to make a very unpleasant perfume.

On way to Connaught, I visited the craft centre and the tribal shop at a local government emporium. These emporiums are recommended as, although slightly pricier, they are certified and have genuine products. My shoes were already filthy: no wonder the shoe shine boys are legion in this city! Dogs were either asleep or dead all over the footpath and semi clad old men were sitting in steaming piles of their meager belongings. I arrived at Connaught to be confronted with yet more people seeing my fresh white foreign face as fodder for a good scam I suspect! I escaped into the cavernous Pallika market where I was hand held and praised for all sorts of strange reasons, just to get me to stop and look at various wares. Pashminas, silk, leather, shoes, flash drives, you name it, they had it. I escaped with buying a sheepskin wallet (a strange portent of things to come!) and a pair of “Ray Bans” each for $5. One particularly furtive gent told me I looked like Pierce Brosnan: when I asked him if he was blind, he cracked up! I was starting to get into the swing of things. The initial shock was already turning to a genuine warm feeling for these people with so little, but genuinely friendly and delightful outlooks.

Metro was another major shock. After purchasing a smart card and loading it up with rupees for a week’s travel, I was naively expecting a similar experience to the whisper efficient and squeaky clean Taipei equivalent. Apart from getting patted down by an armed soldier and putting my bag through a scanner (which, by the way, happened everywhere where any large number of people congregated: which is everywhere!) I was literally crushed into a train carriage and dared let out a breath for the duration of the journey. The guy behind me was breathing in my ear and I was uncomfortably crutch to butt with the guy in front! Women actually have their own dedicated carriage which I imagine is a good thing: if they were in this situation, I hate to think what would happen. Spat out and straight to auto-rickshaw for trip to India Gate. The crazy thing was with these guys was that no matter how short or long the trip might be, they always had the meter off and quoted 100 rupees! I got savvy after a while and bargained, but I soon gave this up as well…I didn’t really care about saving one dollar! India gate, the war memorial was impressively tall and golden sandstone solid. The new camera seemed to be getting some good shots, so I spent a while trying to frame up the photos well. As it turned out, the photos worked out really well, I reckon: check them here. Got lost for the first time of many, which is very unlike me: did the old boy scout trick of navigating by the sun and soon emerged froma labyrinth of crooked laneways to find a main road. Back to hotel and ate the BEST Indian food I have ever eaten: when in Rome!

Off to Old Delhi. Now it was getting really confronting and I’m glad I didn’t try this on my first day. I self-guided my way through the impressive Red Fort and wandered down the claustrophobic jewelers street of Dariba Kalan. With a vague notion of sourcing an Indian trinket for my blushing bride, I soon realized that these designs were just not her style. Despite the best efforts of polite and crisply tailored touts, I resisted each approach. I climbed the parapet of India’s largest mosque in my bare feet and hoped that my shoes would still be there on my return. Steep steps and my quads were burning: better give those 1000 steps another whirl when I get home! Great views of the city blanketed in smog and stretching as far as the eye could see in all directions. Down the even skinnier Kinari Bazaar, selling garish trinkets and rainbow coloured accessories for saris. The overhead wiring had to be seen to be believed! Disgorged into a busier thoroughfare, I was starting to wonder why I had not seen another foreigner: perhaps I was really off the tourist trail. A sea of coffee, brown and darker faces packed the streets and the constant tooting of horns and Hindi cries of welcome from shop fronts made for quite a surreal scene: I was really in a different part of the world! This was a long 8 hour day: bit exhausted by the time I got back.

Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian president was to prove my nemisis today! My train to Agra was early morning and the train station was yet another wild scene. The booking office had a breeze of vague heat drifting from a tiny bar heater on the wall so subsequently the floor was full of sleeping hordes. From the look, they lived here semi-permanently. The train ride was great and despite conflicting voices in my head I decided to attempt the train food. Even this was delicious. Mutter Paneer, nan and rice with raita. So far the belly has not complained!

Driver Mukesh was there to greet me after a 2 hour zip through the northern India hinterland. Straight to the Taj Mahal for us. Thwarted at the security gate with my tiny tripod (not allowed) by the time I deposited it in a locker and came back, the whole palce was in lockdown Dmitry Medvedev and entourage were on site, so no one was allowed in. I wandered back up the road to meet Mukesh and we decided to go to the east bank of the Yamuna River to view the Taj. The searing sunlight was not ideal for photos, but that first hazy vision was pretty special. On to the Agra Fort,  a larger and even more impressive cousin to Delhi’s Red Fort. I ran into an Indian kid who used to study at TAS, now repatriated back to Delhi! Then to the cute jewel boxed “mini Taj” of Itimad-ud-Daulah’s tomb. It sparkled in the morning light and Aussie boy Peter obliged in taking my photo. A white marble masterpiece, it would probably be a main attraction if only “big sister” had not been built a few miles away. Lunch at a Mukesh selected restaurant and I opted for the non-curry chicken Tikka…again, sensational, could have ordered another but didn’t want to look like a foreigner piggy! That Medvedev made sure we were stuck in an hour long traffic jam, so I was especially hungry.

Well, I’m not too proud to admit that tears welled up in my eyes when I first saw the Taj Mahal: no picture and no words can do this almighty edifice justice. Crystalline glowing white marble of almost unbelievable size, the perfect symmetry of the buildings, the reflecting ponds and the fact that it took 20,000 workers 22 years to build in 1653, all beggar belief. I was more stunned by this sight than I have ever been before. I wandered the grounds for hours, not taking my eyes from the stunning sights for too long. As the sun dipped and waned, the building transformed from a blinding white to a soft melting butter yellow, before metamorphosing yet again into an off gray sheen as dusk approached. A truly memorable experience, worth the trip all by itself. I ate a third (!) Indian meal for the day on the train trip back, back really late.

Wow, this is quite a tome! As usual I have waffled on with no real purpose, so I’ll try to summarise the next few days a little more succinctly. The Lotus temple in the far northern outskirts was only reached after I caught the wrong train the other way. I decided to ride it out for 20 minutes or so, as it went above ground and gave some great sights. Eventually there, this modern structure was quite the impressive architectural piece. I spent the recommended minimum of 25 minutes inside contemplating my thoughts about higher beings in complete silence: it made a pleasant change fro the chaos on the streets, at least! Went to the “upmarket” khan market after that, and it was bit disappointing because the prices were higher, but the gear was the same you could get at any mall in the world.

The south east quarter was next on my list and a bright and early start saw me sauntering through the spacious and well kept gardens of Huayuan’s tomb and surrounds. It was indeed spectacular, but I couldn’t help thinking I should have made my trip to the Taj later in the week: what can compare? I then ventured across th road and down some maze like alleys to the Nizamuddin complex. Here again, an authentic, no foreigner experience. I was mobbed by tiny dirt spattered waifs in rags and by this time I had worked out a method of giving without getting mobbed once more. I tipped all the really persistent, with the undertaking that they would be quiet and go away. A finger to the lips and a wave away secured the deal each time: peace! I de-shoed and strapped an extravagant hanky across my head to enter the mosque here: at least I could go in…no women allowed inside!  Purana Qila is a crumbling set of walls and temples in extravagantly spacious gardens. I wandered and studied and photographed until a young group of college kids invited me to play soccer with them. Half an hour and a pocketful of emails later, I had won a lot of new mates. Sweated up from the game, I decided to risk some fresh fruit juices from a nearby hawker….that was a mistake I think as the rumbling growls from my guts started very shortly after! A further rather long walk and I found my way to the craft market. This was a fascinating place and I ended up buying a few trinkets here. The puppet show was a real highlight, and the guy was a super salesman. Testament to that are my King and Queen puppets that I bought: who knows what we’ll do with them!

I was warned by lots of rickshaw drivers that the metro was closed on Christmas day, but I thought that sounded weird. Sure enough, the lines were open and running at their usual bursting at the seams capacity! I was off to the INA market, an Indian only shopping paradise for food and clothes etc. The wet market out the back was shocking. I snuck through to the courtyard and was paid back for my impudence by witnessing the slaughter of various fowls! Similar birds calmly awaited exactly the same fate perched on open cages below their freshly butchered cousins: I wanted to tell them to make a run for it! I helped a dazed looking Korean girl being besieged by some “helpful” locals and figured out we were going back to the same station. She said she was going to a famous milkshake shop mentioned in her guide book. I braved this as well and it was delicious. She was off to organize a taxi to the airport: she was a brave girl: 3 weeks travelling in India with very limited English…we spoke Japanese!

Back to the hotel and I decided that Christmas day deserved something completely different so I decided to go off to a Bollywood picture at Select City mall in the far south west. The quoted 30 minute taxi drive sounded OK till we were caught in a deadlock for two hours! Missed the show, so wandered around for ages getting an insight into how the IT new rich crowd gets their kicks in Delhi: it’s a world apart from the poverty on the street. For some reason, few foreigners must venture here either. I think I’m in about a 100 mobile phone galleries…I should have been charging a fee.

On my last day, I went back to Purana Qila then wandered through the vast Delhi International Book Fair, which had started that day. I’ve never seen so many books in one place: in fact it was so huge, that I only visited one of three exhibition halls: that was enough! Taxi at 9.30 pm to the airport and then began what was to be a 26 hour trip home! Fog had blanketed the runways and we were delayed by 8 hours. Cathay pacific plumped for a hotel, but by the time All the stranded passengers had made it back through customs, got to the hotel and then lined up for a further hour and a half for a room, it was hardly worth going to sleep. I opted instead to watch the unfolding carnage in the Ashes for an hour before my wakeup call! Hong Kong to Taipei flight was held on the tarmac for two hours as they couldn’t close the cargo door and wouldn’t let us off.

India was wild and confronting: I doubt whether I’ll view a lot of things the same way again. From searing highs of grand buildings and friendly people to depressing lows when seeing what a third world living standard really is like, this was a thought provoking trip. I’m hoping that Cass will provide details of her trip soon on here: she’s back on Monday.

Sunday, December 19, 2010


This is going to be really quick as I'm just procratinating about starting my packing and I'm getting picked up in 2 and a half hours! I've been bumming around here since Friday night by myself as Cass left then to meet her mum in Hong Kong and then they both flew on to Paris. I've supplied Cass with my iPod to do some email and (most importantly) check the cricket scores! She has made use of the Wi-fi in all the airports and also from their second destination, Nantes. She reports that it is cold but beautiful, snow falling on the Parisian suburbs as their train zipped through to Nantes. They're tired, but all buzzed up and Cass also says that her, "French still works"!

The pictures above are worthy of comment. I was out taking the garbage on Thursday night and Cassy decided to try to get down a case on top of the wardrobe. Cut a long story short, she overbalanced and fell straight through one of our huge glass doors out the back! She has a shocking bruise on her shoulder, but apart from that she escaped unscathed....it's almost miraculous when you see the window. The repair man came and went and I snapped a shot of him taking the door frame away for repair: one hand, no feet on the scooter....AND, he brought the fixed door back the same way!! You just have to love Taiwan.

I'm off to Delhi in a few hours. I arrive at 1.30 in the morning, so my first day will no doubt be a bit foggy. I'm off to Agra and the Taj Mahal on Wednesday, but apart from that will be setting my own agenda. I've been to the chemist here and got myself some drugs in case of the dreaded "Delhi Belly", which is the thing I'm most trepidatious about. Another Taiwan classic: I just told the chemist what I wanted and walked out with a strong broad spectrum antibiotic and other stuff...self medicating!

Happy Christmas everyone...

Sunday, December 12, 2010









What a Friday night! Three of us went to Ulis to have a few beers before heading to our boss’s place for the traditional Christmas staff party for the lower school. It was jam packed! All the usual frivolity followed although as soon as we heard the ivories of the piano being tickled and the Yuletide voices of well oiled colleagues starting to sing, we made plans for a hasty retreat. If you stay after a certain point is a question of, “Dave, boys, why don’t you come in and join us for a song?” We had enough faculties left to make the wise choice and get out of there at that point! It’s a pretty entertaining show however, in many respects, not the least of which is you end up chatting to friends and acquaintances that you haven’t spoke to since the early weeks of August: the machine rolls on!

Wol and I decided to adjourn to the Soo Who bar for a few more beers before we went to Book Club. Wol was making his first appearance at Book Club that night, and the night was auspicious for another reason: we were testing a few venues to replace our long time friend, The Red Hut. We have been unceremoniously turfed out of our spiritual home, The Red Hut, after a long and very convenient association. They seem to have fallen prey to developers who no doubt see the value in putting up a multi story apartment complex instead of hosting some mildly inebriated foreign gentlemen once a month!
Saca House was the venue and it worked out just fine. Saca is a classic local character, known to many of us as a barman in various Tienmu establishments over the years. He and his wife have taken on their own venture, and they did a great job in the hosting. We were intending to travel down on the train to Classic Rocker and then to Orange Café (to see their famous fire dancing show: don’t ask, I’ll fill readers in on another occasion when we get there!), but after sharing books and relaxing, most of us just decided to stay put. It was a great night.

Cass and I went out to the new Pizzeria Oggi on Saturday night. It is just by the new SOGO, in the same street as Wendel’s Backerei. The co-owner explained all the food and specials at great length and I think he was just trying out his English, which was very good. They certainly serve up some authentic pizzas here, and they were almost exactly the same as the ones we had in Italy. The Roman variety of slightly crisper crust and the Napolitano variety a little doughier, all with super fresh ingredients. They import a lot of cheese and other things (including the gigantic pizza oven sitting pretty in the middle of the restaurant). It guarantees a very authentic and delicious experience.

Today was a glorious weather day. In fact, as we later discovered, it was just a little too hot! For mid December it was an unusually warm day, but the sunshine and clear skies beckoned us out for a good long walk. I got some sandwiches; we packed up a backpack with them and some water and ventured off down the river, all the way to the hospital, then through the grounds to negotiate the hill and tunnel beyond. By this time we were sweating up and already in need of our water: but the hike had just begun. Up and up we ventured, the steps blazing in the lack of shade. Eventually we made it to the top and the craggy sandstone bluff provided some great panoramas of the suburb and beyond.

Onwards and upwards, we eventually found a little wooden yurt to shield us from the sun for a while and we stopped to re-fuel. Then we ventured back along a very pretty track which led down all the way, eventually joining up to our original path near our starting point. The dappled sun, squirrels scampering up and down trunks, and birds calling and darting all made it a very pleasant afternoon. Previously we’ve gone over the hill and all the way to Qilian MRT station to catch the train back, but this felt like just about enough under the circumstances! Back through the hospital grounds then a stroll beside the river all the way home, it was very therapeutic to be out and about on such a sensational day.

Photos: Cass at Oggi, lots of us on our hike, including some stitched together panoramas with the new camera photo software. I’m reading a book about Australia’s elite soldiers. “The Amazing SAS” while Cass is discovering whether I’m a real man after all and analyzing “The New Manhood”!

Monday, December 06, 2010








We went to see the highly entertaining movie Unstoppable on the weekend, the latest instalment in the seemingly evergreen genre of hurtling metal juggernauts careering through highly populated areas usually as the result of human error or evil criminality (think Runaway Train, Pellham 123, etc.). It was great! Stereo sound turned up to ear splitting levels, huge closeups of monstrous engines and carriages, nuclear intensity explosions at great regularity and the usual impossibly beautiful people (I mean, come on, would these people really be drivers and conductors on freight trains?!)

In a rather strange decision in the aftermath of all this cinematic carnage we chose to voluntarily board our own train for a ten stop trip to Danshui! Taipei's mass rapid transit system is a far cry from the runaway train however, in fact so languid is its roll that the guy opposite managed to rock himself to a wide mouth open, drooling sleep in just a few stations! The train was packed with leisure seeking tourists and commuters and we had to stand all the way. Off at the end-of-the-line, we walked away from the river and up the narrow footpath following the main artery through town. The window shopping was interesting all the way and we were blasted with the air outlets of various, not so appetizing food outlets all the way up the hill. Our destination was the famous "Eddy's Cantina", regularly rated by the foreign contingent here as the most appetizing, delicious and authentic Mexican this side of Taipei!

We were quite early for dinner, but that didn't stop us enjoying the empty restaurant and the beers and salsas to start. We both ordered the slow cooked enchiladas and when they arrived we were just ready for them. What a feast! It is ceratinly a top shelf Mexican restaurant and a welcome find in this furthest outpost of Taipei life. It's a bit of a haul to get there, but the ambiance of Danshui just can't be beat: it's a very happening little community, especially on the weekend.

Cassy is a superstar! Her advertisement has hit the small screen here in Taiwan, running on multiple channels. Many people have seen it, including Taiwanese colleagues at school, our hairdresser and others. I decided to record every show on one of the channels then review the footage later and very quickly came across it. It's very slick, and although Cass only features for a few seconds, she looks gorgeous and quite professional! Unfortunately, the production company has yet to post the ad up on Youtube, so we'll have to wait a little longer before I can embed it up here. Exciting times!

Back down the hill we investigated a bag shop and ended up getting a sports bag that I'll take to India with me over Christmas. My old one is in tatters and not surprisingly as we figured out that it is 25 years old! I really doubt if they're supposed to last that long. It's almost an exact replica, ceratinly in size and features...I suppose they broke the mold when they got it right.

We probably should mention officially our plans for the two week break coming up. Cass is reprising her trip to France accompanying her mum that she did 11 years ago. They will catch trains around some unseen areas of the country (hard to believe there are any unseen areas after all these trips I reckon!) and visit Paris (of course), Nantes and Bordeaux. Travelling to exotic locales was apparently alright for some, but when I suggested a few places I could go, Cass was very keen to point out that she "wanted to go there....". ASfter whittling down my list quite considerably, I am now off to India, where Cass feared to tread. I will stay in Delhi and do some travel from there, including of course, the majestic Taj Mahal. I've already started to investigate some traveling medicine for the possibility of, euphemistically, "stomach ailments"!

We're both getting very excited!! Photos: temple shots from last Sunday, photos at Eddy's, a train decorated to celebrate Taipei's International Floral Festival and a close up of Virgy.