Monday, August 29, 2016

















I've described our walk from home to school many years ago, but as so much has changed, I thought it might be timely to re-visit it and this time reverse it to describe our walk back home in the afternoon.

We meet up on our shared third floor of the massive school complex, meeting in Cassy's block B which is the middle chunk of three interconnecting brick monoliths that make up the lower and middle schools. Passing twittering packs of schoolkids clumped together at various odd points in hallways, classrooms and stairwells, we drop down one of five staircases fanned throughout the building. This one leads past the ATM machine and beside the great lobby, always buzzing with parents, carers and kids meeting up after school or after-school activities. We exit from the battery of glass doors at the front of the school to be disgorged into the wall of heat baking the forecourt. The star spangled banner and the Taiwanese flag flap above us as we edge past the legion of guards and the guardhouse before wandering past the ubiquitous bank of yellow cabs with their milling, socializing driver pack at the ready. After beginning our trip down the road out the front, we are usually stopped at the pedestrian crossing leading to the first row of shops parading down this 6th section of Chung Shan North Road.

We usually see various groups of kids calling, "Hi, Mrs. Braggett, Hi, Mr.Braggett!" as they head back to school for more activities on their way from the local 7/11s or bakeries with snacks in hand. We wander past the "Best Buys" known for their sales pitch of "Buy one, free one" which always makes us feel very laudable by freeing the odd captive T-shirt or two! Onward past funky little hole in the wall bars and eateries, antique emporiums, convenience stores and the famous Wellman's store which stocks all sorts of delicacies and hard-to-find items for the foreign client.

Each block is covered by substantial awnings which keep the rain at bay in these sections as well as the searing afternoon sun. The footpath is wide, and could be quite luxurious except that scooters huddle in packs beneath the covering, taking up at least 2/3 of the available space, turning the boulevard into a bit of a goat track! The various shops pave their own footpath section so we cross a giddy mix of marble, tiles, concrete and bitumen at all different levels and angles: it certainly keeps us on our toes! Joe Laundry (dry cleaning) sometimes receives a pick-up or drop off from us and we're always amazed at his bargain prices. Our dentist, Dr. Fu resides in this block as well.

We quite often stop to buy some milk at one of the 7/11s and try to resist the French patisserie as it wafts out sweet smelling zephyrs and displays mouth watering treats! Cedric, the owner, also stacks great sacks of imported French flour at the door of his shop. We're now reaching the final block of shops before being thrust out from under the awnings and into the afternoon elements. This block has the cute ballroom dancing studio upstairs, a Subway, furniture store and various fine wine stores which we suspect are fronts for something else....how could they all survive in this quiet stretch?! There is even a shop dedicated solely to various types of honey! On a funny little raised up section in front of an apartment building is a stationery store and a wood fired pizza takeaway, before the shops fizzle out and we're greeted by the sprawling Shi Dong Elementary School.

The "pencil school" has giant replicas of pencils and pencil stubs in its front garden area. One pencil leans lazily against the second story of the main building as if it has been forgotten mid-sentence by a Gulliver sized author. The school is usually releasing thousands of students as we make our way by, scooters, cars and bustling parents compete with ecstatic bouncing students of all ages to crowd the footpath and road. We thread our way through eventually to cross the road and walk through our self titled, "Forest of Tranquility"! Officially called Lanxing Number 1 Park, it has trees with fairy-tale strands of vines dripping down from each one. There are noticeably fewer trees though every year, as the ravages of various typhoons uproot and damage them one by one. The concrete path is newly stamped and the park is full of Youbike stations, garden beds and the odd quirky sculpture competing for glances with the very odd garish Chinese style bridge and tiny amphitheatre. Faux grazing goats try to inspire a bucolic feel, but it's not really working as the traffic drones incessantly in the background as diesel fumes waft through the "idyllic" setting! Further along is a new kiddies play gym before we head out of the park and down Bessy's laneway.

The river runs close to the laneway, so we squeeze down beside the unusual little stand-alone photography studio and past Bessy's hair salon which she runs from her little back room facing the lane (both Cass and I get our hair cuts here). Almost immediately we're released into another pocket park, where we have our semi-regular "Moop" sightings. The shore bird has been noticeably absent in the recent heat, no doubt wading riverside till things cool down a notch or ten. We wander through this park to the multi-coloured, intricately carved temple at the end. This is the site of the previously referenced "tongue lashing dance" which occurs once a year in a delirium of beetle nut, beer and strident music with fireworks. At this time, as is the case on 364 afternoons of the year, all is quiet save from some burning of fake money in the temple furnace and the odd semi-homeless man practicing his ablutions in the outdoor wash basins.

We turn into another lane and then swiftly again into our own. The sun blazes from the west right into our faces as we make the last 200 metres and we crack the lock of the main door open before grabbing the advertising brochures from the mailbox and heading up to the third floor to greet the cats and crank up the air-conditioner. That's our typical daily reverse commute!

Photos: Cassy's and David's classrooms: mine demonstrating the digital power of mesmerizing colour and movement! The rest are of our walk home.




Monday, August 22, 2016







It's a dazzling display of tropical succulence at the top of the steps in the middle of summer. The track around the ridgeline is hallowed with drooping bamboo as lush, giant leaves float and cover all the spots along the path disguising the precipitous drops to the valley below. The temperature drops a few degrees as soon as the top step is reached and travel along the stone path begins. It's a merciful drop in temperature as we variously roasted and basted on our knee popping, sweat dropping trudge to the top in the middle of yet another diabolically hot Taipei weekend.

In stark contrast to our weekend hike of madness, we've luxuriated in the new air conditioners this past week. We've come to realise that our old equipment was partly broken, yet also partly ailing, as the living room component now throws out prodigious levels of frigid air in comparison to its predecessor. What's most startling is that we can raise the degrees time and time again and still be forced to go and source football jumpers and other coverings....the ridiculous to the more ridiculous.

We've very cunningly got the VPNs working with our lightning fast connection speeds to trick the internet into thinking we're sitting in Merewether somewhere to watch the Olympic Games from Rio! Channel 7 requested a postcode, and as long as I remembered to enter this, as well as the VPN before hitting the "live" button, we were able to gain access to a smorgasbord of sports for the duration, just finishing today. I've really missed watching the Olympic's coverage here in Taipei over all these years: looks like yet another international barrier has been broken down.

It's been an eye-opener for us in our first full week back at school. My seemingly mildly altered schedule has turned out, in practice, to be a bit of a shocker. I'm even unable to start or think about this blog on a Monday in my little break after lunch anymore, basically because the break doesn't now exist! When a meeting takes place after school as well, the blog posting gets pushed back to now, a Monday evening after school. I'm reluctant to change my Pavlovian habits as I suspect it might result in a cataclysmic abandonment of all things "blog": that would be a terrible shame after managing to maintain it for fourteen years, don't you think?! I'll tinker around the edges of my schedule and see if I can discover a few little windows of time to get the thing down each week.

Apart from chilling out, quite literally, in our newly air conditioned spaces, we've pretty much just worked, shopped and slept since we got back. Cass did manage to catch up with Kristin for a Friday evening meal, while I met up with Wal for a few beers on the same day. Wal will be off from school for six weeks from tomorrow for paternity leave, so it will be strange not having him around. He's quite determined to carve out some time on a Friday evening if possible and with footy finals starting in a week, I'll have plenty to keep me company in the coming weeks.

We were both quite chuffed with our hiking efforts yesterday and are both also chipping away at our holiday "puppy fat" as we fall back into our exercise and eating routines. Cass is busy cooking up her healthy vege curries again and also doing her morning weights' routine. I'm powering through my excessive regimen of pushups every other day and we both do our 30 minute round trip walking to and from work each day. The scales were taunting us with a few extra kilos after our trip back to Australia despite our determined exercise each day back there, but we're slowly whittling the excess away again. Apart from anything else, I have to squeeze into my tailored slimline suit in a few weeks time!

Photos: Cass hams it up in her "pod" class configuration, evil cakes for a birthday celebration from the French Patisserie and all others are from the steps and surrounds.

Monday, August 15, 2016








The glowing visages of the northern hemisphere summer beam out from the first photo above, indicating we're back in situ, despite my rather wan appearance resulting from the weak rays of the antipodean winter!

I was due to get the blog up and running last week, but we were flat out with the new school year about to open and the various tedious jobs needed to get the house up and running. The majority of the photos above are on the theme of air-conditioning, where we bit the bullet and decided to replace our ailing units, one of which was leaking prodigious amounts of water and the other of which was losing its daily battle to combat the heat, which in turn combined to make our lives quite unpleasant in the blistering heat which greeted us upon arrival!

Our "summer" winter holiday was as wonderful as usual. We seamlessly zippered into our Newcastle lives this year, possibly aided by the presence of Chris and Val after their absence last year. After a whirlwind unpack and set-up, we quickly re-established our daily routine of walking, surfing, reading, shopping, visiting, relaxing. Despite the amazing food related temptations, our daily walk seemed to combat any weight gain during our stay, and we stretched out over 6-7 km each day, tackling the hills and the Anzac Walk, while never tiring of the coastal vistas. While on many occasions we did precious little else, we felt quite chuffed with our efforts!

We had a late surprise of a holiday within a holiday when Ross contacted and we decided to continue our tradition of meeting up in a suitable venue. We tripped across to New Zealand's Dunedin and their spectacular views and wonderful home, where we were spoiled by great company, lots of wine and food as well as log crackling fires and sights of interest and wonder. We had a "holiday within a holiday within a holiday"(!) when we tripped up the coast to stay at Moeraki and dine at the famous Fleurs after a visit to Oamaru's steam punk splendour during the day. On the way back, Ross and I scored a super clean private surf at Murderer's Beach and the Jimmy's pies to warm up afterwards were as delicious as we remembered! Here are some shots....

Cass had always wanted to go to the opera at the Sydney Opera House, so when we spotted that her favourite, Carmen, was scheduled, we planned an extravagant stay down in Sydney for the event. I have to admit, it was quite magnificent: the setting and pomp were incomparable and the performances faultless to my untrained ear. We took the opportunity to visit the Archibald Prize at the Art Gallery of N.S.W. while we were there and explore the cafes and haunts of Potts Point and King's Cross, a fun day and evening, and it's always so satisfying to revel in the iconic big ticket items permanently on display at the gallery.

Apart from those big events, we had not really enough time to catch up with everyone. Apart from a couple of dinners together, it was difficult to find a lot of time to meet up with my sisters and their families in particular. These young families get super busy, not to mention working for a living as well! It was  easier meeting the "retired folk" (!) and we met up with Mum and Cassy's parents a fair bit, Cass spending days out with her Mum and we all going to dinners and chats at various venues and homes. We got to visit Mum a fair bit as well and got out a few times for a meal and to the Art Gallery. Cass met up with the "Big Four" a few times, her wonderful close friends from Grammar, and we met various other friends for lunches, coffees and drinks as well as getting to a few Knights games. Our non NZ holiday pics can be found here.

Summer is roasting Taipei and apparently has seared the landscape right throughout June and July, the heat unrelenting as I write, and the forecast indicates, for the foreseeable future! Our new aircon is keeping the heat at bay at home now and we're very glad we made the decision to purchase new ones for the living room and bedroom. My rudimentary Mandarin skills were stretched to breaking point in the research, discussion, purchase and installation of the equipment, but incredibly it seems to have turned out OK....a miracle!

Photos: My team members for this year, air con installation, Taipei fruit and young Logan......Wal and Annie are expecting the arrival of number two baby any day now.